{"id":125,"date":"2009-12-18T09:14:18","date_gmt":"2009-12-18T17:14:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/blog.portnumber53.com\/?p=125"},"modified":"2009-12-18T09:14:18","modified_gmt":"2009-12-18T17:14:18","slug":"best-christmas-decoration-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/blog.portnumber53.com\/index.php\/2009\/12\/18\/best-christmas-decoration-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Best Christmas Decoration Ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #004080;\">Make sure to read story at bottom\u2026<\/span><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><span style=\"color: #004080;\"><a title=\"Best Christmas DecorationEver\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.portnumber53.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/best-christmas-decoration-ever.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-126 aligncenter\" style=\"border: 0pt none; margin-top: 10px; margin-bottom: 10px;\" title=\"best-christmas-decoration-ever\" src=\"http:\/\/blog.portnumber53.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2009\/12\/best-christmas-decoration-ever.jpg\" alt=\"best-christmas-decoration-ever\" width=\"600\" height=\"800\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #004080;\"> <\/span><strong>Fantastic!<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas\u00a0 decorations.<\/p>\n<p>The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days.<\/p>\n<p>I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.<\/p>\n<p>First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.<\/p>\n<p>Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn&#8217;t realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy).<\/p>\n<p>By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that.<\/p>\n<p>My yard couldn&#8217;t take it either.<\/p>\n<p>I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Make sure to read story at bottom\u2026 Fantastic! &#8220;Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas\u00a0 decorations. The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days. I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great&#8230; <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/blog.portnumber53.com\/index.php\/2009\/12\/18\/best-christmas-decoration-ever\/\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8,19],"tags":[74,104],"class_list":["post-125","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-funny","category-prank","tag-christimas","tag-decoration"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.portnumber53.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.portnumber53.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.portnumber53.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.portnumber53.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.portnumber53.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=125"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/blog.portnumber53.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/125\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/blog.portnumber53.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=125"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.portnumber53.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=125"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/blog.portnumber53.com\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=125"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}