How Gullible Are We?

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H2O: Dangerous Chemical!

A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide."

And for plenty of good reasons, since:

  1. it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
  2. it is a major component in acid rain
  3. it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
  4. accidental inhalation can kill you
  5. it contributes to erosion
  6. it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
  7. it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.

  • Forty-three (43) said yes,
  • six (6) were undecided,
  • and only one (1) knew that the chemical was water.

The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?"

He feels the conclusion is obvious.

Responder ou não responder: eis a questão

Como todo brasileiro que se preza, várias vezes eu sou obrigado a adquirir um serviço que depois descubro que na verdade não precisava e preciso fazer pedido de cancelamento do pedido, pedido de estorno etc. Na época da Internetz não é diferente….

E NEM A FALTA DE ATENÇÃO:

Comecem a votação: Respondo ou não?

Best Christmas Decoration Ever

Make sure to read story at bottom…

best-christmas-decoration-ever

Fantastic!

"Good news is that I truly out did myself this year with my Christmas  decorations.

The bad news is that I had to take him down after 2 days.

I had more people come screaming up to my house than ever. Great stories. But two things made me take it down.

First, the cops advised me that it would cause traffic accidents as they almost wrecked when they drove by.

Second, a 55 year old lady grabbed the 75 pound ladder almost killed herself putting it against my house and didn’t realize it was fake until she climbed to the top (she was not happy).

By the way, she was one of many people who attempted to do that.

My yard couldn’t take it either.

I have more than a few tire tracks where people literally drove up my yard."

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